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Polished Turd

A old, beat down, overall crappy truck, modified with big rims and lifts to look cool despite to overall lackluster look of the rest of the vehicle, most commonly drive by highschool students in the south.
Evans 04’ Silverado is a real nice Polished Turd
by BubbaGumppy February 23, 2021
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peep polish

When you don't have time to paint all your toes before going out, so you only do those ones that will peep out the toes of your shoes.
"I hope I don't have to take my shoes off at this Japanese restaurant, I only had time for a peep polish."
by redsoles May 8, 2010
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polishing the colonel

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.
by Billstar55 February 16, 2014
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The Poland Polisher

When you ejaculate on a bald head and use your discharge as polish.
I use The Poland Polisher on my dad to keep him looking clean.
by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021
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tile polisher

21st century version of a carpet muncher. Woman who performs oral sex on another woman with no hair or "carpet".
Leslie went to the lesbian bar to munch some carpet. Only to find there is only tile to polish. She has found being a tile polisher is much better.
by NotMexican702 July 28, 2017
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Polish Port

An expanded Dutch rudder involving >4 people.
My friend wanted a dutch rudder mid orgy, but instead ended up with a Polish Port.
by Dippyskoodlez December 27, 2011
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polish rab

The one and only polish rab their is no one like him.
Also goes by the name of rab or wysocki.
He is class at everything and is fucking polish.
by rutfxyhk March 4, 2019
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