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Prominence Poker

That stupid Texas Hold’em game that doesn’t really play like poker. It’s one that represents dodo’s because they both are stupid looking. Tends to always runner runner some dumb shiiiiii as well that works out the majority.
Prominence poker is for those wee wee types like tipsy and shakerpenny.
by Mancho1 March 3, 2024
mugGet the Prominence Pokermug.

Closet Poker

A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.
Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.
by Kenziel2323 August 1, 2016
mugGet the Closet Pokermug.

Poker

A game that we play with cards and chips, aka Noahs mom and slicks sister
Noahs mom is named poker
by Scott poo March 20, 2022
mugGet the Pokermug.

The joker poker

The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh
I pulled the joker poker on her last night
by Evil492 April 25, 2021
mugGet the The joker pokermug.

striplexia poker

Playing poker as usual, except you get naked to start out the game and first one dressed wins.
So who’s up to play some “Striplexia Poker” It may sound redundant but that takes care of the formalities, Right!
by unsloppy February 5, 2018
mugGet the striplexia pokermug.

STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS
JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT
by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023
mugGet the STUMP POKERmug.

Utensil Poker

Its the most powerfull weapon in game called chicken invaders
i just got Utensil Poker now i can poke those chickens
by TON618 August 17, 2022
mugGet the Utensil Pokermug.

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