Pity Ham

Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.

Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.

Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.

by Max Baskin February 14, 2023

Pity Party (the trio)

Pity Party releases their debut album “the after party” on nov 1st. they are also releasing lots of singles hear and there. the members are izzy, alexa, and joe.

did you hear Pity Party (the trio) ‘s

new album?

by crunch_ihateracheal123 October 3, 2023

tax pity

Taxpayer-funded shelter jobs of blaxploitative white nationalist megacorporation Yle in Finland f.ex., for the pity towards peons

And that program was made happen only because our tax pity enabled it.

by 🅰️ February 2, 2025

Pity daps

When you give daps, or props, to someone out of pity because they feel you should have appreciated what you did for them.

“I fixed it and you didn’t even notice.” (Person then tries to give you daps) “Don’t give me pity daps.”

by LHRCJ September 14, 2023

piti

Usually spanish meaning. Means basically a blunt, weed, joint...

Spanish: Enciendete un piti hermano
English: Light that piti

by magicalonso January 29, 2022

Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

pity biddy

When you get a bid to a sorority/fraternity because you have a sad backstory

"Did you hear that Kate got a bid from Zeta?"
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."

by YoungThugrat February 6, 2017