sneaky pinching

Is when somebody pinches someone else and then denies it

** PINCH!
"Who did that!? Was that you, cuz it wasn't me"
"Wasn't me!"
** PINCH!
There it was again, did you see it, I didn't see it, it came out of nowhere, that's some bullshit you sneaky pinching jerk!

by sneakypincher August 23, 2007

flower pincher

pinches your nipples until you get an organism from how much it hurts and squirts

i flower pinched her nipples until she hurt and squirt in my mouth or in anal rectum. im a flower pincher and i love nipples

by boob licker March 16, 2008

terd pincher

The act of pincing a long terd using just your ass muscles.

Dude, I just couldn't shake that terd, it was so long I had to use my terd pincher muscles.

by metal_buds September 18, 2012

clock pinched

whistle bit
caught between the hour hand and the minute hand

we got clock pinched for lunch

by duckmans December 2, 2011

perogie pincher

a man who has decided that he loves the sweetness of preparing a dirty perogie (look up dirty perogie)

college guys run into a lot of chicks, tho usually shaved, one day Bob Saget a young scholar porn addict virgin never touched a pussy, had two 3 thousand dollar female fuck dolls to do an examination. They both came with hair 'human hair' so he touched both of them at once then shaved both of them and said "what the fuck where's my dirty perogie? Damn I'm really a perogie pincher! Youch, what a pincer!"

by JKornDoctor September 23, 2013

Ass Pincher

Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.

I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.

by MovinMocassins July 1, 2016

bear pinches

When someone with small tits refuses the title "mosquito bites" they use bear pinches. Which is unreasonable.

Sally says she has bear pinches.

by nickymacG November 13, 2016