PatsR

Legendary and beloved NFL message board troll, considered a genius in many circles. Best known for his "PatsR Guarantee", PatsR is similar to a rock star on many levels. He is also referred to as the "Ambassador of Patriots Nation".

"Randy Moss will play for the New England Patriots in 2007, on that I give you my PatsR Guarantee"

by IUColtPacerFan August 7, 2007

computer-palsy

noun.
1. A person that is so bad at using a computer that they actually appear to be severely spastic or mentally retarded.

2. A computer technician that is really horrible at his or her job.

I can't believe Edgar couldn't fix that printer problem for that customer, sometimes I think he has the worst case of computer-palsy.

by Archyis April 16, 2007

Chicken Patty

A gesture usually performed on a female or male with "man boobs". Scooping a person's boob by using a cupped hand and moving it in a quick upward motion.

I gave my girlfriend a chicken patty and she was not happy.

by Corey Crawford February 17, 2009

Krabby Patty

Spongebob’s reason to live

Spongebob: I love Krabby Patties! This Krabby Patty looks delish!

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 18, 2021

cerebral palsy

The sexiest of the palsies

Zach Anner has Cerebral Palsy, the sexiest of the palsies

by Spoonles June 26, 2010

sausage patty

When a person shits on their partner's chest (of the hot carl or cleveland steamer variety) and then sits on it, creating what appears to be a patty.

Man, I'm horny, I could go for a sausage patty.

by Sarah and Lauren October 18, 2004

Ball's Palsy

Debilitating condition whereby the testicles become numb following physical trauma to the immediate area.

A common condition which causes one ball to sag lower than the other. Also known as "asymmetrical nut syndrome"

"I noticed in the gym locker room that one of your boys hangs down south."

"Yeah. I got the Ball's Palsy."

by Billy Nashawaty August 28, 2007