Greasy Palmer

Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.

Man, good thing I got that greasy palmer or I would have been sunburned!

by sixflags5r July 9, 2010

golden palmer

women who are great at handjobs

my ex-girlfriend gave the best handjobs,she was a golden palmer

by bj11558 April 21, 2014

Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

by Schermacide X October 20, 2014

Allie Palmer

The most beautiful person alive. She has the prettiest blue eyes, the funniest jokes, and a nice butt.

I'm sad because I didn't get to see Allie Palmer today :(

by flipcheese November 3, 2016

Daniel palmer

Daniel palmer is a big hairy nerd who doesn't stop moaning at everything. If you are called Daniel palmer you are definitely going to be living in a one bed flat when you are 60. You also think you are the strongest man alive with siatica.

Did you hear that old bloke moaning?
Yeah, he is doing a Daniel palmer

by Unknown 84 November 25, 2019

palmer c.

a really cool guy who wants to be your friend.

I wish I could be Palmer C.

by I_am_cool69 March 25, 2019

Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019