Greasy Palmer

Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.

Man, good thing I got that greasy palmer or I would have been sunburned!

by sixflags5r July 9, 2010

golden palmer

women who are great at handjobs

my ex-girlfriend gave the best handjobs,she was a golden palmer

by bj11558 April 21, 2014

Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

by Schermacide X October 20, 2014

Allie Palmer

The most beautiful person alive. She has the prettiest blue eyes, the funniest jokes, and a nice butt.

I'm sad because I didn't get to see Allie Palmer today :(

by flipcheese November 3, 2016

Palmer

A beautiful girl who is always smiling. She is the happiest person you will ever meet and if you have her in your life never let her go. Even though she may not be the smartest and spelling

Palmer is a amazing friend she stopped me form crying

by Cider October 17, 2018

Katie Amanda Palmer

Someone who will be everything you want in a person. She is pretty, smart, and kind. You would be lucky to have a Katie Amanda Palmer in your life.

I wish I had a Katie Amanda Palmer

by thefatcat9 July 13, 2018

powerade palmer

1/2 and 1/2 iced tea and lemon lime powerade.

excellent at curing hangovers.

i was literally ded this morning after drinking all night til i chugged back a few powerade palmers.

by mast3rbates May 21, 2018