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Paddy

Paddy is a good friend, he will always love you even if you cross him, he's got a giant dick. (30cm to be exact) he'll let you play with it if you are nice. The typical Paddy has blonde hair and gets boners when you rub his back
Ryhlee: If I were gay I'd date Paddy he's a smash
Lilly: I date him also he's a smash
by your great great grandpa June 4, 2023
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Paddy

A UK name, loosely translated to “bitch made and rider of dicks”.
You see what Paddy did today? Man’s on Ethan’s rod something fierce
by Just a dudebro 420420 January 31, 2024
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Paddy

According to hypixel skyblock, this means fucking retarded. Every pizza client user will see the word paddy turn into "fucking retarded" whenever typed.
PUZZLE FAIL! GoldorChad killed a Blaze in the wrong order! Yikes!
Party > MVP++ TheHolyChickn: 0nova goldor you are a paddy jerryrune.
by Bigdong402 September 5, 2022
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Doing a paddy

Someone who goes after taken women where they have met the woman’s partner.
Have you met John? NO?!

He slept with my mate Jakes girlfriend last night. He was doing a paddy
by Tomsanders97 October 28, 2022
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Paddy Cripps

The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton
“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”
by Heywattsup April 25, 2022
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flatty paddy day

flatty paddy day is when all flat people get to show off their flatness and no one can say their flat
by bdjdbdvdjdk October 16, 2019
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Paddy Poundcake

The sacred act of dropping a long, heavy-duty dump on work time — the kind that echoes, steams, and might legally qualify as a biohazard.

Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Boss: “Where’s Nathan?”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
by The Real Detective July 30, 2025
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