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Paddy Time

The time in which someone decides whenever the fuck they want to turn up to something, even if it had a predetermined time agreed.
"Where is he? We were due to start 30 minutes ago"

"Dunno mate, think he's running on Paddy Time"
by bespectacled_wanker March 1, 2021
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Paddie

A paddie is a mix between a baddie. a weirdo. a funny person, and a clumsy person
Person:“your such a paddie!“
by Paddiefounder#1 January 15, 2022
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paddy cunt

Paddy cunt is the name of a person or friend who is named Ben and is a cunt
Jack thirkill “Ben is such a paddy cunt”
Will Boyle “I thought I was a paddy cunt”
Jack thirkill “ how can you be a paddy cunt when your names will”
by Pajeesh273839 May 18, 2023
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flatty paddy day

flatty paddy day is when all flat people get to show off their flatness and no one can say their flat
by bdjdbdvdjdk October 16, 2019
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Paddy Cripps

The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton
“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”
by Heywattsup April 25, 2022
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Paddy Martin

Paddy Martin is a man with class

He often gets called sparkles by his significant other as they find it amusing and love to giggle together over the hilarious nickname

Although simpy boy paddy seems like a monster he is Usually tall with a squishy face and very lovable

Paddy is also a fried heure and does not have many friends
Omg what a sparkly lanky simpy bastard paddy Martin
by Sparkle paddy February 28, 2022
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Paddie Whack

Another word for vagina, created by a woman from the deep, deep woods of Kentucky
Hey Billy Bob, quit yer bitchin'; my paddie whack has taken enough of a poundin' already!!
by dmandog February 28, 2014
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