To Bench

Verb to bench. To act on, achieve or try completing a task in a fast and determined manner
That beer’s getting old! Go on! You’ve got to bench it!
by Husky Boy June 08, 2020
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Bench bed

A certain bed you use for sex.
Let's have sex in a bench bed
by G. Dawg October 12, 2021
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bed bench

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.
by lamb777 December 10, 2010
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Spouse Bench

A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives
Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
by MyNameIsCookie January 21, 2015
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Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.
"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"
by bench tails February 28, 2025
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Bench Seat Boogie

Having sex in a truck or vehicle with a pull up bench seat in the middle
“Yeah me and Chloe did a little bench seat boogie last night in my F-150
by Dong.com April 12, 2023
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Bench Hanson

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.
Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
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