Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

by Masonwinter July 26, 2021

My ball

Slang for “my girl” created by DDG at streamers university

Person 1: “Aye twin your ball getting dribbled”
Person 2: “back off twin that’s my ball”

by Marlon11222 May 30, 2025

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

Lick my ball sack

A phrase used to angrily and inappropriately reject someone's opinion.

You hate blahblahblah? Lick my ball sack.

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

My balls itch so bad

My balls are itching

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !

by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023

my ball

an analogy to refer to a girl one likes or takes interest in

DDG: Ay, That’s my ball!
Me: She was just hanging out with me, she’s my ball now.

by Yuno Ball May 30, 2025

My balls are itchy

A boner

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them

by Kalebbear June 29, 2017