John

A John is a person in his 50s with hair similiar to homer simpson and is usually a Bucktee.

Aye bruh you see that John over there?

Bro u should lay off em xans got u looking like a john.

by Sam&Jamaals August 3, 2018

John

A person that loses in every facet of life from card games to trash talking. This is generally a person that has strong confidence in there ability to win and runs away when they lose.

You need to win, Don’t be a John!

by sinodahasabigdick<3 February 9, 2018

John

A pussy bitch who needs to shave

shave your fucking face dumbass john

by renasty September 23, 2018

John

a very attractive guy, loves to eat pie and has a lot of friends

glad I'm your friend john

by jacko101jjdhjdhffh8383 i uJAJA March 1, 2017

John

A super sweet guy who anyone is extremely lucky to have in their life

John is the best!

by Joy will come September 9, 2016

John

Someone's name

"Hey John how are you"

"Good"

"Ok"

by Failed Austrian artist March 10, 2022

John

John is a munch and also a pussio but most of all he’s a bitch…
Fuck you jhon

Look at John over there he’s such a bitch and his moms a hoe

by Manuellover69420 March 17, 2023