usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
by savannuh March 19, 2009
Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.
by othra May 14, 2024
Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.
by othra May 14, 2024
DHA promises are even more powerful then the River Styx. If you break this promise, your bones will break. This promise is most likely going to be directed towards a best friend. Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So whenever you swear in DHA, you’re promising on Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So the next time you promise to your friend about something, to make sure it’s official, promise on DHA
by DONKEYSPIDDLE! December 15, 2020
by wishmewonder November 09, 2020
Did you move it down to make your load heavier, increase the resistance and challenge yourself????? Or did you decide to take it easy, stay in your comfort zone and pussy promise yourself that you'll "start doing more next time"
by KnowYourWorthVIP@INSTAGRAM May 13, 2017
by Dhernandez240 June 07, 2017