usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
by savannuh March 19, 2009
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Chicago promise

Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.
-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.

-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?
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Chicago promise

Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.
-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.

-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?
by othra May 14, 2024
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DHA promise

DHA promises are even more powerful then the River Styx. If you break this promise, your bones will break. This promise is most likely going to be directed towards a best friend. Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So whenever you swear in DHA, you’re promising on Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So the next time you promise to your friend about something, to make sure it’s official, promise on DHA
I DHA promise not to donkeyspiddle all over your diapers, hangers, and the state of Alabama.
by DONKEYSPIDDLE! December 15, 2020
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no promises by shawn

"no promises" is one of Shawn Mendes best songs, and belongs to Paula @wishmewonder !
+that's a good song!
-well, it's no promises by shawn mendes, of course it is
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pussy promise

Did you move it down to make your load heavier, increase the resistance and challenge yourself????? Or did you decide to take it easy, stay in your comfort zone and pussy promise yourself that you'll "start doing more next time"
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pre cum promise

A promise made before fully ejaculating, usually a vow to keep masturbating after your limit
I'm never able to follow through on my pre cum promises
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