Cloud Razor

An angry pregnant woman you don't want to mess with.

What?! Monique killed someone?!....Yeah she was a real cloud razor.

by KHawk December 29, 2010

shart cloud

To release enough hot fart gas in one movement from your anus hole that that it smells like you have shit your pants, and in being hot the fart rises straight up to head height for maximum effect.

I was grocery shopping today and let out a fart in the deli isle that brought a tear to my eye. I had to move leaving a shart cloud behind as to not draw attention to myself. It smelt like I had shit myself.

by Racko001 December 12, 2016

Cloud 9

Cloud 9 is a state of utopia and euphoria where you have reached total happiness by taking drugs

Bro, I had the best trip yesterday, it's like I was on cloud 9

by JesusChrist321 February 8, 2022

dream cloud

The word dream cloud is a nickname for a perfect person. A person you dream about. The most amazing person in your mind.

Aldair Castellanos Trujollo is a dream cloud.

by holyfrickily January 18, 2015

Cloud Cover

A layer of shade/protective shadow that is provided by the L.O.A.D. STARR in the video game; Tornado Outbreak. Without the Cloud Cover, Zephyr, Nimbus, and the Wind Warriors won't be able to survive due to the sun's UV rays.

The more Fire Flyers you obtain, the more time you will have in the Cloud Cover.

by Zephyr321 October 28, 2018

Bang cloud

When it's inevitable that you're going to have sex with someone. When there's a bang cloud hanging over you.

It was always going to happen. There's been a bang cloud hanging over us for ages.

by Ang8300 December 11, 2016

Spitting Cloud

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.

Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.

Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".

by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014