laying a Mongo

once there was a terd so big it came above the rim of the toilet itself, it stayed for three days before someone managed to flush the bugger, we named it El Mongo, or The Don. Since then, any time anyone has gone to the big feeling that something big was gonna happen, it is refferred to as laying a Mongo.
"Jeez I really need o go lay a mongo right now."
by Gregzzzzzz August 19, 2005
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not lay a finger on

to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc
He will not lay a finger on my sister.
by Light Joker May 12, 2006
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Lay road

To engage in sexual conduct at a farming premises
Paddy went to the farm for the weekend to lay road with his bare hands
by 357Christmasxhris December 30, 2016
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revenge lay

Having sex with another person vengefully, usually as a way to get back at someone who you may have been sexually involved with. Often involves having sex with a friend of the person who wronged you. Can also involve a proxy, in this case another person has sex with the person who wronged you for the sake of getting the wringers hopes up only to leave them thus satisfying the vengeance.
Guy 1: My girl friend cheated on me man what do I do?
Guy 2: You should hook up with one of her friends and get a "revenge lay"
by The Man on the Lake September 29, 2017
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lay sluh

A term used by the Broward.Bikers, the 954 broward bikers, and the broward.blox (seperate 'clubs') as well as the infamous fagler and his retarded friends.
"Ay yo, lay sluh cuh!"
"Shut the fuck up Tyler you fag"
by Pseud0432 September 30, 2021
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LAYING THE FENCE

Cross your index finger and middle finger and cross your ring and pinky fingers so the ends look like barb-wire and drill both holes of a girl at the same time in to fence up the farm.
My fingers were really sore after laying the fence on my girlfriend.
by Kingzake2121 March 04, 2019
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Play it as it Lays

To make the most of the situation you are placed in, or to work with what you've got. Playing a situation as it lays may include some improvisation.

Origins in golf, where a ball is played 'as it lies', or where it came to rest, as opposed to circumstances which would allow the ball to be played from another position on the course.
When life throws you a curveball, sometimes it's best to play it as it lays.
by Pet Nuke July 06, 2020
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