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evening officer

used in irish stoner terminology to keep away nasty pigs. once said everyone in the area must repeat the phrase.
Everyone say evening officer right now.

*everyone then says evening officer*
by ELET January 30, 2020
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Brost Office

1. Any location or environment (dorm, house, campgrounds, etc.) in which bros can be bros and can bro it up to almost no extent.

2. A service dealing with strictly bro-to-bro contact, correspondence, or exchange. Includes otherwise open social networking sites in which the user only adds bros as contacts.
1. Dude 1: Why does everyone call Mike's place the Brost Office?

Dude 2: Because there's no rules, no neighbors, and all the booze you could ever dream to have.

2. Dude 1: Did Jim tell you when the party's at?

Dude 2: (logging in to Facebook) I'll check my Brost Office right now and see.
by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012
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Office Amnesia

Call centers and contact centers seem to take great delight in moving their people around before they have a chance to get comfortable in one place thus moving their agents to a new desk location on an ad hoc basis. Office amnesia is simply a temporary state of forgetfullness where you can't remember where you are sitting and end up turning back to go a different route. Its duration commonly lasts only a couple of seconds but very irritating. This usually follows a visit to the bathroom, vending machine, printer or photocopier.
Me: You look lost
Sam: I can't remember where i'm sitting now i've moved desks
Me: That's Office Amnesia - its only temporary... until you move desks again.
by Cyberwulf July 22, 2012
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officer mcdonald

A cum guzzling crooked cop who steals weed pipes from kids and shoves them up his ass. He also enjoys visiting all black prisons to shower and get ass fucked. This person is an overall piece of shit and cocklover.
Who's that prick?

That's Officer McDonald. But don't say prick around him he'll get upset cause he isn't sure if he's got one. He sure does like pricks up his ass though.
by EveryoneThinksThis October 22, 2013
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Office Jenga

Taking random items found in the office environment and balancing them in a vertical stack without knocking over the item placed by the previous person
Mad Office Jenga skills: Windex spray bottle with tape dispenser stacked on top of a binder on edge all on the edge of a cube wall.
by OfficeJengaMaster November 16, 2011
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office 365

by Garbage kid February 22, 2021
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Office knob

A term often used to describe someone who makes the office and work their entire personality. Often these people will come into the office 2 hours before their shift starts and leave 2 hours after it ends without overtime pay, often to attempt to impress their boss and co-workers.
Karen: I left the office at 7PM last night can I get a pay rise?
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.
by Conwell_Laypang September 5, 2022
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