The Morning After

The time when a girl who has had some of the best sex in her life wakes up, puts her hand in her hair, gives it a little fluff, then places her hand betwen her legs and begins to play with herself thinking about the slam that went between her thighs the night before

Also: The time when a girl who has had some of the worst sex in her life wakes up with one of the biggest scowls on her face, angry about the night before, looks at the person next to her, contemplates spitting and then gets up to leave to go play with herself to make up for the night of horrid playtime the night before

The Morning After, Jennette woke up after her night of wild sex with Ricky, looked at his beautiful sleeping face, smilled, layed back down and placed her fingers in her folds and marveled at the wetness that still residing and was still happening

Carla woke up after her night of horrid sex with James and ran to the bathroom and pulled out a dildo LOL

by MeanFaceGrrrrrr11 December 27, 2010

early morning

2 hours after you wake up. No mater what time you woke up.

"dude! its noon already"
"what? no! its still early morning"
"..."
"I woke up an hour ago"

by thatgirlthatlivesinqatar December 31, 2011

morning goo

When a girl wakes up and shes wet. Therefore she has morning goo. The Female version of morning wood. Can be a result of various causes such as a sexual dream or just going to bed horny.

Janet woke up with morning goo after dreaming about Hank from the gym.

by MorningWood69 August 10, 2009

morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕

I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work

by BIG T 49 February 3, 2023

Morning Fog

Two known examples

1. Morning fog relates to the North Carolina Appalachian mountainous region around Asheville. Clouds forming a fog in the mountains valleys in the morning hours are quite beautiful while drinking a coffee.

2. Jerking off into your sleeping partners eye’s without waking them in the morning. Forming a fog like glaze in their morning vision.

“I love the Asheville area cause of the Morning Fog”

“I gave her/him the Morning Fog”

“Jesus! I can’t see ! I got Morning Fog in my eyes”

by Ghost Face Khilla November 26, 2020

morning kill

A Morning Kill is basically when you had Morning Sex.

"I got a Morning Kill baby"- said Kyle to Salim

by SYB DaeDae December 9, 2021

morning marble

The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.

Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.

Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble

by alfalfa31 March 22, 2016