Vagina Noodles

The excess of vagina hairs that fall off a women's shedding vagina/pussy

I had many vagina noodles stuck in my teeth and mouth after I ate her out

by Dick Harold November 11, 2012

Noodle fountain

The act of engaging in oral sex after the consenting female has ingested copious amounts of noodles therefor leading to a fountain of noodle's being draped over your erect penis when the throat is is poked with your member.

Hooked up with a girl at a chinese restraunt last night, i rammed her head onto my member and she noodle fountain'd me.

by Nellobruh December 2, 2016

spoo noodle

Stringy cum pulled out by the tip of your dick after anal sex.

I shot my load then pulled a big spoo noodle out of her ass.

by smegma roach September 11, 2005

noodling around

the act of doing things for no purpose other than entertaining yourself and/or others

We had big plans for that day, but we ended up just noodling around and setting fire to little children. It was the best day of my life.

by simosezso January 20, 2007

Negro Noodle

The penis of a black male. Used mostly by YouTube prankster "OwnagePranks" with his Asian impersonation voice "Buk Lau."

Wut da hewll yu say tu me? I kiwll yu wit da negro noodle i shove up yo ayaass!

by Dick van Shit-Ass Fuckanigga April 18, 2013

Noodle legs

After you have sex, you are done so good that you try to walk and your legs are untrustworthy. Your legs buckle and fail to hold up your body, or at least it feels that way.

Baby, I had noodle legs so bad I had to crawl to the bathroom.
That girl did me so good, I had noodle legs all night.

by super_genius October 9, 2013

Pot Noodle

Dehydrated noodles & vegetables, textured soya protein and preservatives. In a pot.

Pot Noodles - the staple diet of all students.

by Miss Agreeable May 27, 2004