Noah

noah is ur mother

NOAH IS HOTTER THAN UR FUCKING MOM

by HOTBABE99 September 20, 2021

Noah

Noah, me, one of the nicest guys you'll meet (I've been told) definitely has a bigger dick than Kevin and the ladies love him

Girl 1: omg Noah is sooooo cute I just want to fuck him
Girl 2: omg ikr hes sooooo hot

by Being dumb September 25, 2021

Noah

A white boy who often says nigger, especially on multiple occasions.

Dude we need to stop him he’s being such a Noah.

by burtmack October 15, 2021

Noah

God

Noah is God.

by noahfgodard June 27, 2021

Noah

Noah is Noah.
He's an incredibly sweet guy, he may be a bit immature sometimes.
But you still should cherish him.
If you have a Noah, be thankful for him.

Have you met Noah?

"Yes, he's such a nice person!!"

by butterflyzzz August 7, 2022

Noah

Noah can summon the Indian Gods At 3AM

Person1: What is that sound coming from the basement at 3AM?

Person2: It’s just Noah summoning the Indian Gods

by TheRevenge3738 August 20, 2022

Noah

Normally gets girls very often, if you don’t see a girl following him then that would be a one in a million sight and you should take a picture. If you betray their trust that’s a bad move.. They are also very nice and you can always trust them to make you happy!

Nate: “bro not a single girl was following Noah at the shops today”
Daniel: “NAH TELL ME YOU TOOK A PICTURE THAT COULD SELL FOR MILLIONS”

by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022