sack of stupid

someone who is a complete and utter failure as a human being they tend to be; clumsy, slow, not very bright or what some people call touched in the head, you generally tend to ignore what these idiotic people say and try to avoid them at all costs

Guy 1: Man Joe is 12 lbs of stupid in a 2 lbs pail just look at him.
Guy 2: Yea he's one huge sack of stupid
Guy 1: Let's go grab a beer and make fun of him for the next half hour
Guy 2: Hell yea as long as your paying
Guy 1:(under breath) Get a job you cheap ass

by iridebikes:D June 28, 2007

Sorry Sack

-Noun-
Architecture student at the Lagrone Academy.

•Used as a complement

Your rooms are to small you Sorry Sack.

by Sorry Sack January 7, 2022

Sack Sat

When a man with large floppy balls accidentally sits down on his own testicles, causing much shouting and pain.

Brian sat down too quickly, and ended up on one of his own balls. Got Sack Sat Son!

by poopoo shirt May 19, 2008

Sack skid

When a man is taking a shot and the long turd breaks off, falls forward and smacks the ball sack. Leaving a skid mark.

Janice was miffed last night while she was blowing my junk and she said it was a little funky. It must have been from the sack skid I had earlier.

by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018

slappin' sacks

When you are double penetrating a girl doggie style, you are slappin' sacks with the other gentleman involved.

Howard and I were slappin' sacks the other night and that bitch pulled out shot his wad on my nuts.

by whitey63 November 27, 2006

sack king

Football (American, not soccer) talk for an exceptional pass rusher, who can get by linemen and sack QBs

Terrell Suggs is a sack king

by MuscleCarFanboy December 14, 2008

tiger sack

When you're really angry and your testicles take the form of a ferocious tiger.

Dude when 9/11 happened I got the worst tiger sack

by nwalsh977 July 28, 2010