Banter

The fine art of taking the piss!!

Banter!!

Josh- what's that stupid stupid smile on your face Brian?
Brian- I bang this filthy bird last night.... his name was Jamie!

#bants #cant take a joke #wetwipe

by 1sizefitshall October 16, 2018

Banter

Not whatever the fuck Rhea just did

ayyyy banter

by Bigpussydixkcunt October 31, 2018

banterize

To make fun of or belittle another using banter often with a mate or group of mates generally in a playful tone or if they’re being a prick. This phrase is used near exclusively in native English dialect due to the deviation from the word banter.

“Hey Don I hear Richard jerks off to hentai.”
“Yeah Steve I say we banterize him.”

by a ghost89 March 11, 2019

'banter train'

A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.

Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?

*Enter Lad 3*

Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!

by Arbie H November 27, 2013

banter

A banter is a person who is often dressed up as a homosexual person, but is actually straight. This word comes from the ghettoes of England.

- Look at that banter!

- I'm not a banter!!!!
- banter
- but
-butt
- banter fagit
- K

merrily, merrily, nothing but a meme

by SCOTLANDFOREVER March 8, 2017

banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.

[e-mail]: hey guys. good weekend?

<.......>

[e-mail]: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

[e-mail]: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

[e-mail]: pah. stupid banter vacuum.

by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009

Recycled banter

When someone makes a similar joke to one that’s already been made by one of their mates or uses one they’ve seen on the internet.

“Mate that joke is dead, proper recycled banter”

by MancLore November 13, 2017