nick

a literal god. immortal. every man is scared of him. can end 10 lives with a single blink. also has never done anything wrong, never will, and never can.

guy 1: “i don’t really like that guy”
guy 2: “who?”
guy 1: “nick”
guy 2: “WHAT????????????”
*the first guy dies*
guy 2: “he deserved it”

by going inane March 25, 2022

nicking

mooching off of others while you save money; cheap; living with parents while married.

That dude still lives at home and then gets me to buy lunch? He's nicking me.

by King Corn Cracker November 15, 2021

nick

something that chooses when to exist

wheres nick
idk

poof
theres nick

by MR.Psycho_yt February 11, 2022

Nick

He’s the type of guy that will turn into the love of your life.

Millie - I’m head over heels for the boy!
Tash - Is he called Nick?
Millie- YES

by sorrey!! October 4, 2021

Nick

A fat ass homo man who loves games and probably works at FedEx or Olive Garden. His dick is like a rock and his balls can Store at least 9lb of cum a day. He all most looks like a dwarf but tall like 5’10 ish. But he really likes milfs and dilfs

Wow look at that manatee nick

by Cunt father March 3, 2022

Nick

Some wankbag/wanker that will steal your bagel, girlfriend and has a huge penis. His best friends name is Connor and they are both fat kids together under the supremacy of the fat council. Also they co-own a Minecraft server.

Connor-"Hey Nick, pass me my bagel please."
Nick-"Nahhh im aight."

by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH June 20, 2021

Nick

The name Nick can mean different things for different kinds of Nicks, you know!? There's just so many out there! A lot of Nick's are players and they get all the girls, but some Nick's are that really funny guy whos really chill and are always there for you. Nick can be a very complicated guy even if he doesn't look like it or feel like it. If you don't have a Nick in your life yet then you might want to find one, or you might want to if your a girl, unless you want a player but you might be lucky and get a cool Nick like me! But Nick can be confusing sometimes he's nice and funny with you and is always there for you but sometimes he just isn't there and he's more of a player Nick it might take awhile for him to change sometimes. Just wait it out till it feels right to talk to him again or for the first time, this is for guys and gurls in this situation.

Damn! That Nick is such a player boi!
Wow I'm so lucky tbh to have Nick as my friend he's always there for me and he makes me laugh!

by Nightstar1o1 November 22, 2016