ned

a "powerful figure" in a minecraft server called MinecraftOnline who got banned off all of its platforms and displays unemployed behaviour by wasting his time buying accounts just to evade

Wow, that guy who just joined was a total ned, what a fool!

by Sonic_Hedgehog September 7, 2023

Ned Flanders

A crack head who is living in the Simpsons and is annoying as fuck.

I met a Ned Flanders yesterday.

by GlizzyGobbler69man November 14, 2023

red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

Ned puff

my 10th wife she is very awesome

and very pretty

ned puff make me a sandwich

by anonymous May 6, 2023

Ned the Sped

A young teenager (specifically men) who add women on snapchat, get them riled up, lead them on, tell lies, and then cry that said woman left you.

"Omg that's Ned the Sped!! Speddy Neddy!!"

by myblickyuponthedressah January 31, 2024

NED

Ned is tall, nice and a cutie, he is also very smart. He is kind of a dad but will give you hugs.

Ned is a tall athletic guy but he also will steal your girl.
Ned helped me out with my math homework yesterday!

by Garbagels November 18, 2019

Neds

Meaning No or Nah. Originated in the 303 of Denver Colorado.

DO YOU WANT TO KICK IT TODAY? Neds I'm gotta work foo.

Let's go crusing.? Neds I'm just chillin today. I too faded last night.

by Jackieheartslife June 4, 2024