narcotic entrepreneur

A classy name for a drug dealer.

Son: Dad, I think I want to be a narcotic entrepreneur when I grow up.
Dad: Sounds fancy, go for it!

by The narcotic entrepreneur October 26, 2013

Narcosexual

A Person Who Prioritizes Drugs Or They Drug Of Choice Over Females/Males. You Could Say That Person Replaces Sex With Drugs Or They Love For Drugs Outweighs They Love For Sex

Kusta Chose To Smoke Some Weed Over Sex The Other Day, He Is Definitely A Narcosexual.

by Narcosexual November 26, 2017

narcoleptic

Someone prone to "narc-ing", AKA snitching. Can also be used to refer to someone that shies away from drugs.

1. Hey don't tell Billy about your weed stash, dude is real narcoleptic

2. Come on Stacy do this line with me, stop acting so narcoleptic

by BigDBilly420 February 18, 2020

narcolepsy

The condition is characterized by the sufferer experiencing bouts of chronic fatigue and falling suddenly asleep, often without knowing or any warning at all.

You see, unfortunately, Nigel suffers from the rare but chronic sleep disorder, narcolepsy.

by wertgert March 11, 2020

Ejaculation narcolepsy

When a guy becomes instantly tired and/or falls asleep as soon as his side of the deal is complete and he has ejaculated. This is regardless of length of time or time of day of said session.

"So, how was it with Peter?"

"Oh fine, but he got ejaculation narcolepsy after only 27 seconds so our time was cut short."

by Simone88 April 4, 2010

Narcijism

When a man masturbates in front of a mirror. Portmanteau of "narcissism" and "jism"

"Hey Dave, if you're going to keep on practicing the art of narcijism, use the god damned Windex!"

by Herpaderpadoo September 2, 2013

Narc

Another name for Big D, which is another name for Matthew.

Person: "I think Big D bugged my house."
Other person: "What a narc."

by Brutus Max October 4, 2016