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mustangs

The term given to the matted and often short and curly clusters of hair in and around the asshole that are left entwined by residual faeces, not cleansed by a thorough ass wipe following a shit.
Damn Jake, I haven't had a shower for so long that I'm starting to form some mean mustangs!
by MustangGhostrider February 20, 2017
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Mustang

A Mustang is a free-roaming horse of the Western United States, descended from horses brought to the Americas by the Spanish. Mustangs are often referred to as wild horses, but because they are descended from once-domesticated horses, they are defined as feral horses. The original mustangs were Colonial Spanish horses, but many other breeds and types of horses contributed to the modern mustang, now resulting in varying phenotypes. Some free-roaming horses are relatively unchanged from the original Spanish stock, most strongly represented in the most isolated populations.
Equestrian 1: Oh, that's a nice horse! What's his breed?
Equestrian 2: He is a Kiger Mustang. Got him from Oregon to work on the 100 Day Mustang Challenge with.

Equestrian 1: Aw sweet mate.
by TeachYouTheHorse July 20, 2019
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Mustang Minardi

An action in which someone gives your balls a tug, regardless if it's consensual.
I went to a brother and received a mustang Minardi!
by Darksatan624 November 22, 2023
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Lord-Mustang

OMG your a Lord-Mustang
by Dave February 27, 2003
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Lord-Mustang

As in...Every Else except what Dave list.
by Lord-Mustang February 27, 2003
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Mikes mustang

A clean low mile mustang because it has been in the shop it's whole life waiting for repairs
Mikes mustang is clean and has low mileage because it has been in the shop it's whole life waiting for repairs
by No smoke July 18, 2023
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Ford Mustang

Popular Ford Muscle car, ruined by ricers and people who dont know how to drive, great for crowd control!
"Did you see that video of that car crashing through a crowd?"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"
by CanadianPancake April 12, 2021
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