When a person, typically from California, does “A Peter Murray” they do various horrendous acts including, telling dad jokes (as not a dad), singing dad jokes (still not a dad), and, normally, isn’t a dad.
The word originates from the Latin word petal las del murrat, which means to be hungry, but some English man mistranslated and misspelled the word to make this word
The word originates from the Latin word petal las del murrat, which means to be hungry, but some English man mistranslated and misspelled the word to make this word
by Ladle petal jiggle April 30, 2024
Get the A Peter Murraymug. JOKER:
Knock Knock
MURRAY:
Who's there?
JOKER:
It's the police, ma'am. Your son
has been hit by a drunk driver.
He's dead.
MURRAY:
that’s not funny.
Knock Knock
MURRAY:
Who's there?
JOKER:
It's the police, ma'am. Your son
has been hit by a drunk driver.
He's dead.
MURRAY:
that’s not funny.
by fcksociety4206942069 July 20, 2020
Get the Murraymug. A Leah Murray is the most important person you could ever stumble upon, she is tall and gorgeous and her hair is like no other. She has a series of freckles that run down her arms, one specific cluster looking like the constellation Cancer, which is truly the most extraordinary feature any human could have.
She has a little red dot under her right eye, yet she cannot tell her lefts from her rights no matter how hard she tries. On her left arm you’ll find a little white scar, she’ll probably never tell you how she got it, but i know; i know a lot about her.
The colour purple suits her best, her dog has the same name as mine, her brother is funny, she has an unhealthy obsession with nathan carter, her taste in men is almost as bad as her taste in women, and the racing au is ours.
You may think you know platonic love but you don’t until you’ve met your Leah Murray; I’d forgive her if she killed and if listen to her (yap about her current obsession) even if i were deaf. I still don’t understand your mha or why your first tab in SOA is *THAT* but i’ll get over it. Sally face isn’t that bad i’ll admit, they are kinda racing au.
You’ll never meet a person kinder than this Leah Murray, her tolerance for assholes is outstanding and her tolerance for me still baffles even myself. She’s scarily smart and she cries at almost everything tbh but i hope i never ever never have another bestfriend, i want this one here i choose dis one please forever she my fav
She has a little red dot under her right eye, yet she cannot tell her lefts from her rights no matter how hard she tries. On her left arm you’ll find a little white scar, she’ll probably never tell you how she got it, but i know; i know a lot about her.
The colour purple suits her best, her dog has the same name as mine, her brother is funny, she has an unhealthy obsession with nathan carter, her taste in men is almost as bad as her taste in women, and the racing au is ours.
You may think you know platonic love but you don’t until you’ve met your Leah Murray; I’d forgive her if she killed and if listen to her (yap about her current obsession) even if i were deaf. I still don’t understand your mha or why your first tab in SOA is *THAT* but i’ll get over it. Sally face isn’t that bad i’ll admit, they are kinda racing au.
You’ll never meet a person kinder than this Leah Murray, her tolerance for assholes is outstanding and her tolerance for me still baffles even myself. She’s scarily smart and she cries at almost everything tbh but i hope i never ever never have another bestfriend, i want this one here i choose dis one please forever she my fav
person 1: “is that Leah Murray?”
person 2: “hell yeah it is! just look at her! She’s got the gorgeous hair, she’s tall, her figure is to die for and look she’s got the short one beside her!”
megan: “oi.”
person 2: “hell yeah it is! just look at her! She’s got the gorgeous hair, she’s tall, her figure is to die for and look she’s got the short one beside her!”
megan: “oi.”
by racingau22 February 12, 2024
Get the leah murraymug. 
To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.
(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)
(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)
Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months! We can’t afford to move right now.
Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.
Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.
Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition
Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.
Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.
Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition
by anonymous June 3, 2022
Get the The Murray Juxtapositionmug. The goat of all goats. the god of all gods. he is a majestic person who is adored by everyone. he is very smart and never lets anyone down. he talks way to much but is an overall amazing person.
by the urban adder September 21, 2020
Get the Murraymug. Sad little virgin who thinks riding to school on his $100 moped is valid. Has a outfit that literally costs more than the actual moped. Has 1 friend who acts like his bodyguard but doesn’t talk. Has sexual relationship with him.
by Jonn Conn November 23, 2021
Get the Aiden Murraymug.