Mule Farmers Wife

Usually used in reference to general frustrations felt my a mule farmers wife. Tiredness typically. Can also refer to hunger, itchy anus and other related issues.
Put the Damilola on ice, you mule farmers wife
by Sir Jerfery Darmer Mbe December 6, 2010
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"lope your mule"

Learned how to "lope my Mule out behind the barn. "lope your (my) mule" is the same thing as jacking-off,masturbating, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, jerking off, & etc.
What you been doin, Buba? Did you Lope Your Mule out behind the barn?
I got my education out behind the barn. That is where you learned how to "lope your mule". I still go out behind to do and learn things.
by Thursty June 11, 2006
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shimmy up the mule

to try something which won't do you no good -- it ain't a boy or a girl so you get nothing outta doin' it. May as well jack your own hammer.
having a crush on a happily married but very hot teacher
by Henry Marquez October 12, 2003
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kicks like a mule

When a gun got a really hard recoil.
I tested the .44 yesterday. It kicks like a mule.
by name *someguy = ? December 20, 2008
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hold my mule

Southern expression: To refrain from beating some one's ass.
Origin: Has something to do with Jesus and his mule.
Son: Mommy, my teacher called me a dummy.
Mom: Lawd! Somebody hold my mule!

Tom: I heard that you got fired.
Dan: Yeah, I had to hold my mule on them beeotches!

Trina: Girl! They repossessed my car!
Keshia: Hold my mule!!!
by CatSuga October 10, 2006
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eat that mule shit

A response when you have no other come backs
Ken "Your mom is hot"
Terry "Eat that mule shit!!!"
by Terry Young February 18, 2003
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Five Mule Kart

a girls ass so big it would take 5 mules to pull it.
Check out that girl over there, thats a five mule kart.
Katie has a five mule kart.
by Five Mule Kart Krew January 14, 2008
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