Marissa Mule 

One who speaks way too intellectually for their age, and is very mature; Super good at singing and knows how to entertain a crowd; Unique and very fashionable; Puts school work first (not a nerd); Smart, funny, unique; Besties with Lid:

You should know her.

Hey I think I saw Marissa Mule in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyQlSJIObbQ&feature=channel

Marissa Mule by Marissa Mule December 28, 2008

Lazy Mule 

Alcoholic beverage consisting of a cinnamon-dusted fresh orange slice and a shot of tequila. One licks the cinnamon, shoots the tequila and then bites the orange slice. No particular brand of tequila required.

Dude, I had too many Lazy Mules at the bar last night and I am hungover!

Lazy Mule by DarrenDriven August 15, 2012

loafing the mule 

A male masturbating

"Yeah man I didn't hook up with that girl last night, so I ended up going home and loafing the mule"

loafing the mule by stu2.0 February 3, 2010

Drug Mule 

Dispensing with a used condom inside your sexual partner.

I fell asleep after sex without disengaging and Drug Mule'd my gf.

Drug Mule by theLaneyG April 7, 2009

Drug mule 

A deadbeat who offers to carry people and their stuff in exchange for drugs

Fuck an uber. I'm just gonna give my drug mule Ben a line and have him take me home.

Drug mule by Burgerboi69 August 24, 2018

Fuck the Mule 

A variant of the popular card game "pass the ace." In this version, when you lose the last of your three bets, you have the option to buy one extra turn (fuck the mule), usually for twice the price of one of the normal bets.

Dammit! I lost my last stack. That's a big pot out there. I'm gonna fuck the mule.

Fuck the Mule by henry73 September 8, 2005

omish mule pusher 

Wen a girl is performing oral sex move her arms so you can move her head back and forth while holding her arms like an old mule plow.

I gave sally an ommish mule pusher last night

omish mule pusher by mustangman April 29, 2005