Glinda mouse

Glinda
rat

Gl ·in·da
AKA queen, bow dow rn

Definition of Ginda
1: your lord and savior, bow you filthy peasant
2: hella mean, get on her good side

3: Glinda mouse parody from the wizard of oz
— called also m'lord, god, magic fairy, queen AGAIN

I feel like acting like GLINDA MOUSE today

by bleachedstrawberries March 23, 2021

HOUSE MOUSE

A person (usually a female) who comes to your house and cleans? And does your laundry and takes care of you? Like a wife would cook dinner and then she leaves. She does what she came to do and then she's gone not to be seen or heard from until it's time to do it again. This is what an actual house mouse is All these other definitions. I mean some of them are pretty close but most of them are pretty far off.

Renta wife for a short time.

Person 1: My house mouse is coming over to clean up the mess later.

Person 2: your pet, cleans? Normally people date girls for that.
Person 1: she's like a rent, a girlfriend she comes. She does what I need her to do and then she leaves. She's not a pet, although she could be temporarily.
Person 2: well dang I need a house mouse!

, pretty girl who listens and caters to a master for a short time then leaves

by Whiitegirl September 14, 2022

Mango Mouse

A person practicing monogamy and or unfamiliar with polyamorous culture and practices. Usually used by the polyamorous internet community. Rather than derogatory, this is most often used as a term of endearment for friends, family and allies of polyamorous individuals.

My sister is super mango mouse, but bless her heart… she’s trying to be supportive.

by Pineapple Upside-down Cake April 19, 2023

National Suicide Mouse Day

National Suicide Mouse day is celebrated at every October 22 of the year. This is because the famous Creepypasta, (urban legend copypasta), Suicidemouse.avi, is first mentioned on 4chan around October 22, 2009, at 6:30 P.M.

If you guys don't know what Suicidemouse.avi is, it is a lost episode creepypasta and is widely seen as the forefather of the entire lost episode genre. This story is based off of an old, unseen Mickey Mouse episode. There is also a video that is based off of the creepypasta.

Nonetheless, there is nothing special about the video, but it shows three minutes of Mickey Mouse walking throughout the film with an audio track of some person banging on piano keys for about a minute and a half, before cutting to white noise. After for about three minutes, it cut to black. Everybody said that it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin got his computer, he decided to grab his monitor, and opened up the digital copy of the film, and noticed something

The film was 9 minutes and 4 seconds long.

"Honestly, I think Suicidemouse.avi is fake." - Claws111
(BTW, Happy National Suicide Mouse Day!)

by TheAnonymouse21 October 21, 2016

Bop the Mouse

Male masturbation or getting a hand job from a partner.

I like to watch porn and bop the mouse.

I needed to nut so asked Rachel if she would bop the mouse.

My uncle asked me if he could bop the mouse.

My stepmom likes to come to my room and bop the mouse.

I like to bop the mouse when I take a shit.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Shut yo mouse

A funhearted misspelling of "Shut your mouth"

Person 1: "Nuck Figgers!"
Person 2: "Shut yo mouse"

by Sumsar March 16, 2023

Speaker of the Mouse

The parallel being to the Speaker of the House who exists only in Disneyland or Disneyworld.

We will now put the final vote on whether or not to silence Mr. DeSantis to the Speaker of the Mouse.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023