Tracey Martel

Trixie Martel, in her makeup tutorial, calls herself by this name simply because she has little brain cells left due to the massive amount of drug and alcohol consumption.

Tracey Martel is into the hooch again.

by thewakeupcrew May 8, 2019

martello

a chronic masturbator in the Siberian Tundra

"Look there's a Martello, off in the distance."

"Ewwwwww"

by poopsicle buthole December 18, 2013

monte

a term used to describe the instance of when one walks in on their parents having sex (doggy style)

oh james pulled a monte last night

by fd;klgjdfgjkldfgjl; June 25, 2007

Post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan

People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).

"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".

"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."

by Nik, teadrinker July 27, 2009

mortebation

Death by Masturbating too much;

comes from latin root for death combined with masturbation

"What's the COD Doc?"

"After extensive study, I figured out it is mortebation."

"How do you figure that?"

"You don't wanna know."

by Bluefire Zeta March 29, 2010

Morten and Ingrid

They had sex

Morten and Ingrid has lots of sex

by AlbinoNigga March 14, 2019

Mortem Mettalum

A wonderful, violent Roblox game where you're able to pick a weapon and hop straight into a free-for-all battle. Although the game is rather well-made, it is thoroughly ruined by a large portion of the community, which includes, but not limited to: Ro-gangsters, wannabe tryhards, Kanabo mains, and lastly speds.

Person 1: yo hop on Mortem Mettalum
Person 2: no that game's community is fucking garbage
Person 1: tru

by ApplePlastic March 31, 2021