Mikey Mons

A specific man located on the east coast that has the biggest shlong of the deep blue sea.

Yo, I saw Mikey Mons in NJ the other day at Salzonians.

by Bongler April 24, 2025

Mon

Someone of big notoriety and status, person that should be respected. Derived from the lore of the Puschkin Boys.

K: Sonny? He is not a mon, he is a jazzbiegel.

by Puschkin Boys February 3, 2023

G-Mon

A person who usually expressed his feelings in music and also one of the talented collective, Pantai Lido.

G-Mon loves to sing

by Pantai Lido November 22, 2021

Ay si mon que si carnalito

Pronounced in english as: Icy moan K C . Translates from spanish to english as: "Right on brother!!!"

ME: Hey Jose, did you bring me the drugs?

JOSE: Ay si mon que si carnalito! *produces drugs*

by Danbridget July 25, 2023

Mons

The female pubic mound, short for ‘mons pubis’. Also known as pooch, snatch hatch and vag hanger.

Danny: Man, look at the mons on her. That’s a mons royale.
Bobby: Sure is. Hope it’s not a mons royale with cheese.

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

penis-mon

When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.

You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.

by Chillaina June 14, 2018

Mon Ami

The word Mon Ami in French meaning 'my friend'.
That meaning: if I ever smoked the pot I would do it with her.

Stella: Are you bored?
Vinnie: Wanna go smoke some pot?
Stella: oukrrrr Mon Ami

by Mon Ami000 October 11, 2021