Mr Mitchell

A over weight teacher who eats breakfast tacos for breakfast everyday. He makes girls feel uncomfortable a lot. A little too much actually. Positive to have a... nasty search history.

“We caught Mr Mitchell looking at weird stuff today in third period!” Exclaimed Mary.

by Peachy 🍑 June 29, 2019

nig mitchell

A white coon roaming the streets of East London, he has a hatred for the gays as he broke into some faggot`s house and fucks their bum. PRETTY GAY, he can fuck up pretty much any gang with his coon powers and he a baseball bat crated from the souls of black slaves which he uses to beat up chavs with.

nig mitchell :Ben are you a faggot!
Ben : Yes dad succ me off
nig mitchell :No! * shoves dick into son*

by Pundaivan January 26, 2019

david mitchell

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your decision to join the Mitchellian fandom, a noble step in the right direction towards a life of shortcomings and concessions. You may be thinking, in fact I know you are thinking, "I don't want to join this ridiculous cult " Let's be honest lad, who does?
(Not to be confused with David Cameron)

Lee: Look at James he just got totally rejected by that girl
Rob: And look at 'im now! Getting ready to throw himself off the Brooklyn bridge
Vince: Lad pulled a David Mitchell, that's for sure. What a unit.

by I. C. Depipol March 8, 2019

Mike Mitchell

A head turning hott guy! A mike mitchell is someone that has a great smile and a beautiful face!!! and a great body to go along with it!

Wow, that guy is a mike mitchell!

by GoDDDD/ big daddy bitch! January 30, 2010

Sasha Mitchell

A very attractive actor from from movies kickboxer 2-4 and can also be found on the show step by step

Sasha Mitchell's character from Kickboxer is named David Sloan.

by X10 June 24, 2005

jessica mitchell

A smart mouthed bad ass who always has a comeback. Most people wouldn't want to pick a fight with her. Tegan may starts at her. BELLA and her are off and on friends.

Jessica Mitchell just said that to a teacher

by Uhly girl May 27, 2017

ethan mitchell

A heroic former(?) dope fiend with blondish hair of various lengths who lunges about in the north kentville area of kajackastan sometimes a carrying a large knife. This has sometimes caused him to be also named the king of norway, and a thrower of cabbage. (usually well aimed). Spends his days searching for sea manatees and wilderbeasts to slaughter opps i mean laughter. Has a distain for hygiene and proudly states that he has never once washed his hair. However he magically smells great regardless.

anthony:look at that sexy ethan mitchell with the enormous blood stained knife!

margo:he smells so good!

anthony:those sea manatees and wilderbeasts better watch out!

margo:can we patent that smell?

by psychomary June 14, 2011