Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.

Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"

by Chapychoo November 29, 2017

mist wizard

Another name for a penis.

Bill decided to prod test using his mist wizard.

by Ktripburritos November 11, 2017

mist evening

A male having sex in the smoking hot shower with at least 5 girls

What you doing tonight?
I'm having a mist evening

by chickchockpoopoo November 13, 2013

Nut Mist

When she needs to cool down after an intense round of love making, so you gently spray her face

She was hot after our intense workout, so I gave her a 'nut mist'

by InappropriateMama March 24, 2019

Mist Nobled

When someone is convinced something is much more challgening then it really is.

Niko (unc) : Theres a boss coming up and he's really hard

Kieran : Dude I killed him in one hit

Kieran : Did I just get Mist Nobled?

by MeAmTurtle June 6, 2024

alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.

Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!

by periax34 June 5, 2016

Red mist

Red mist is an lost episode of Spongebob Squarepants that has Squidward in it. The story of it is that Squidward is playing his claranet in his house but Spongebob is being a little baby so Squidward says "spongebob sHUT YOUR MOUTH!!" Spongebob then crys like a little turd. There is a knock on the and Squidward goes and answers it. This random scottish fish says "the red mist is coming. Later on that day Squidward is on the big stage and starts playing an ungodly song if you could even call it that. Everyone is totally pissed off because they paid good money to see him but it sounds like mr.krabs taking a giant crap. "THIS IS UTTER RUBBISH" the crowd shouts including Spongebob and Patrick. All they're eyes turn red and Squidward is really sad becuase everybody hates him now. He sits on his bed and cries like a baby and in the backround a wind sound can be heard. Then a image of Squidward with red eyes comes on the screen and he shoots himself.

Some guy: bro have you watched red mist on youtube?
His bro: nah whats that?
Some guy: its that goofy thing where Squidward goes insane.
His bro: oh yeah that was stupid.

by That red line on Youtube July 29, 2023