by ieatcakeforbreakfast March 8, 2014

by anonymous August 6, 2023

A man who is a cuck. He lets everyone bully him and is just an overall bitch. He’s terrible with women and makes bad decisions. A Mikey also tends to really suck at video games. He
(You) Listen you’re acting like a real Mikey today.
(Friend) Ohh my bad bro. Let me go reevaluate my life.
(Friend) Ohh my bad bro. Let me go reevaluate my life.
by Billy Juul June 27, 2021

by Trapper05 October 23, 2020

Typically Mikey has a massive penis, some may say hung like a horse. He supports the best team in the world and can bench more than Max Rigby.
by Miketheedon November 22, 2021

A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
