A nigga that can create anything he desires out of just the stuff he finds in the fridge or freezer. Can be made from leftovers, a fuckload of side dishes, or just crackers and condiments. Once he sticks it in that microwave for just the right amount of time, that nigga is guaranteed eating the dankest meal of the day.
"What'd you have for lunch?"
"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."
"Fast food?"
"Nahh. My house."
"You Microwave Mastermind."
"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."
"Fast food?"
"Nahh. My house."
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Patrick: hell yeah...I was in a hurry so I just microwaved it.
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We had a fat microrave last weekend, man, and I was trippin balls!
I got a bunch of new Benassi and Basshunter, as well as other new hardstyle shit, looks like it's time for a microrave!
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