Melvin

Your typical Herb (H is silent). Someone you know that flushes the toilet after he farts, or showers in a bathing suit. Usually by the first glance you can tell if he/she is a Melvin. Usually will give off a strong odor like that of a squid.

Guy 1: Whats that smell?

Guy 2: Its probably Herbert in the stall. He got ass naked to take a dump.

Guy 1: Dude, what a Melvin

by Wheel Team 6 February 27, 2017

Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017

Melvin

Melvin is a sweet hearted guy who is very humble but he’s had a type lightskins girls who he is crazy for but he also enjoys eating Oreos

Woah is that melvin
Ofc melvin is eating Oreos again

by Iminlovewithmelvin January 24, 2022

Melvin

A hecking nerd

Nerd:I love homework

Jock:what are you, a hecking Melvin

by Notamelvin October 26, 2016

Jackson Melvin

If a guy has this name you know whats going down. hes bringing a 20 gauge to a knife fight and if hes drunk he will put a sniper scope on it.

Jackson Melvin! You shot Hudson! It was just a pillow fight you dip

by shaqiqi February 9, 2022

Sticky Melvin

When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.

The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night

by Ridiculosophy August 9, 2022

Melvin

“Oof” she snorts, Melvin is known as Mel b, Kyles twin, One oF neils daughters , or Melissa.Shes a rusty door knob and and smells a bit spoony she is a baby girl that I have to ShH 👀

“Woah Melvin and Kyle are NUTSY and reAd eachothers mInds to often , EW WTF THEIR GiNGER”

by KyleShrekspickle May 8, 2019