Dirty Melody 

When you use a weed pipe to masturbate and pack a bowl to smoke with your friends without telling them.

I knew that smelled weird, I think she just did a dirty melody with it.

Dirty Melody by KatyaVulture July 13, 2019

Melon 

someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence

J: Watch out for that fence.
(SMACK!)
C: I just smoked that fence.
J: Yea.. you're a melon (melonhead)

Melon by quidditchking June 4, 2009

Melons

Fruits, more commonly referred to BOOBS! Boobs are a wonderful fans inaction attracting men around the world like magnets. Girls with melons are the luckiest with large, firm, enticing BOOBS. Men around the would look for these melons.

Guy 1: did you see the melons on that girl?!!
Guy 2: yeah!! I'd like to juice those melons!!

Melons by Softball17 December 25, 2012

Melon Swings 

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock for a swim suit, then the top part of a female's bikini is her "Melon Swings"

Melon SwingstitsknockersbraMelonsbanana Hammock

Melon Swings by www.bananahammockpools.com October 5, 2010

Melon Popper

A head shot or to blow someone's head off (can be used when playing shooting games eg COD)

It's melon popper time!

Melon Popper by SJM13 June 2, 2011

Melodylicious 

A hawt song that makes you want to bone.

That tune is melodylicious.

Melodylicious by goldbarstacker June 29, 2013

melon bottom 

A booty way bigger and more juicy than an apple bottom.

That girls apple bottom is nice, but I prefer my wife's melon bottom.

melon bottom by The 39 HAndy men March 7, 2017