meg

The center of the broad universe, if you're broad minded enough to see it.

It's a good thing I never had a girl, me and her would just have to end up paying attention to Meg and her needs. Let's get rid of all our material shit my girl and I and get ourselves put out in the street, it doesn't matter as long as we're paying enough attention to Meg, she's such a sweet person! As long as Meg gets to live her cult dreams, nothing and nobody else matters does it?

by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021

Meg Griffin treatment

Basically, a child in their own family that suffers from parentification and is a scapegoat, like their sole existence is being born into the family just so they can be a punching bag that has to take everything, every insult, every hit from siblings, etc.

Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.

Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.

Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?

The writer of this word is currently experiencing Meg Griffin treatment.

Oh damn

by Buttersphere July 12, 2025

Meg Blackout

When you drink 2 bottles of champegne in 30 minutes. Because you are slugging them like an absolute LEGEND, 2 sip mimosas right down the hatch, one after another. Everyone you see you scream at for no reason and every time you take a step and fall. When you fall, you fall hard, breaking wine bottles, bongs, and basically anything else insight until your friends force you to sleep. Suddenly, you wake up at 12:55 A.M. to 100 notifications and epic confusion. Thats what you call a good old fashion Meg Blackout.

"My head hurts, I fell on a mirror this weekend when I Meg Blacked out"
" You didn't just black out, you had an epic Meg Blackout"

by blackout meg October 26, 2020

meg

a rat who doesn't understand physics. they are mostly indecisive and can't choose between anything. if you ask them to choose between two, they will explode under pressure. also they are a rat

A: meg do you know the science homework
meg: no

by anonymous January 10, 2022

Megativity

When one acts such as Meg Lebaugh.

Lying phsycoticly
Being a crazy bitch
Saying you have Lung cancer when you don't

I don't have to deal with your megativity

by Dolanzz August 30, 2017

Meg

n. A euphemism for "shit." Often used in a humorous or ironic way.

Synonyms:
Shit, crap, crapola, doo-doo, guano, manure, turd, waste

Antonyms:
Success, achievement, accomplishment, triumph

Usage:
The term "Meg" can be used in any situation where the speaker would normally use the word "shit." It can be used in a sentence by itself, or it can be used as an adjective or adverb.

"I'm about to Meg my pants."
"Blake is gonna get so Meg faced tonight"
"I hope she doesn't get Meggy with this"

by Anonymous_298365 June 27, 2023

meggings

a form of legging or yoga pants also known as skins for a man

"hey Kynan what are you wearing underneath your soccer shorts?"
" Oh these? the are just my man leggings"
"so, meggings?"
"yeah"

by Dancing_lover2017 December 5, 2017