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mega gruntie

A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.
"Sorry to take so long, I was almost torn in half at the seams by a massive mega gruntie!"
by Gruntie Stevie September 19, 2019
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mega spin

A skate boarding trick that would commonly be called a 1440 double flip. Your board spins in four 360s and does a double kick flip.
Announcer of X games: And here comes Tony Hawk with the Mega Spin!!!
by Smartest Ass September 27, 2017
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mega penis

A person who loves to play within they’re dick all the time and wont stop for a second
Man your such a mega penis your jacking it right now
by Hentiatits February 23, 2018
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Mega shithole

That poop you take that leaves your ass hole stinging but oddly wanting more and more
Man I just had the biggest shit ever my ass is now a mega shithole
by Buttmanboi December 23, 2019
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Mega Human

a Mega human is somebody even more amazing then a super Human. somehow. and can do things such as "Flight" And "sonic speed". but also things a little bit better then Super humans. so things that you know. CAN MAYBE BE POSSIBLE. pretty much.
"I CAN BREAK BONES WITH MY BEAR HANDS. IM A MEGA HUMAN!"
by Nicks cool Definitions January 5, 2020
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Mega Mapper

Mega Mapper is the best mapper.He will be in Future the best mapper from the world,more exactly,he will be the best in the period 2020-2021.
Mega Mapper will be the best Romanian mapper
by Ion din viitor October 14, 2020
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Mega Pidh

So first of all Pidh means pussy in Albanian, and Mega means big, so in Albanian slang, this is used when there is a very attractive girl or woman.
Wow, look at that Mega Pidh!

(Albanian) O bir kqyre far Mega Pidh!
by Qafagangster2005 February 3, 2023
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