Full Montana

Verb

To completely and utterly go full slut/retard in the worst way possible.

Guy 1: "dude, so she just tripped over that chair and everyone was laughing at her and she couldn't come up with anything smart so she just flashed everyone"
Guy 2: "god damn, blondes these days."
Guy 1: "she went full Montana

by Skankbag4423 October 19, 2013

Moaning montana

The act of drilling a hole into a mountain side and putting a Fleshlight into it and fucking it.

"I committed moaning montana on mount everest"

by THCrusaider December 25, 2022

Montana mouthwash

The act of performing oral sex with your partner while your mouth is full of toothpaste.

Guy #1: It smells so clean in here!

Guy #2: It's because my girl had a Montana mouthwash this morning!

by UrbanJake December 17, 2015

montana fire

When you do anal with a girl and she tells you she has to fart, so you pull out and put a lighter close to her asshole and shout "fire in the hole". As soon as a flame burst, you quickly go back in to feel the warmness of the fire.

guy 1: "last night heard you were playing Counter Strike, you shout fire in the hole.
guy 2: Oh no I was doing a montana fire with a girl."

by ocho-ludwig December 11, 2017

Montana’s Dick

extremely small and some how curved

Montana’s dick looks like an autistic tic tac

by Britney bitch 💋💋 April 15, 2020

Montana Elixir

The combination of Whiskey (usually Jack Daniels) and Mountain Dew. Known to "hit hard" because of the caffeine.

"Why does that guy always have a Mountain Dew at parties..?"
"Its not Mountain Dew, its a Montana Elixir!"

by zues2848 August 17, 2011

Montana Telegram

When your buddy butt-dials you right before he starts having sex allowing you and all your friends to laugh as you hear them having sex.

Girl getting railed: Uhh uhhh
Dude getting laid: mehhrr
Dude 1: dude my friend just butt dialed me

Dude 2: it sounds like there knockin boots man
Dude 3: definately
Dude 1: maybe he's givin her the montana muzzleloader
Dude 2- no man, shes gettin the Montana Telegram

by montanas expert May 21, 2011