So this guy went into his moms closet to find dress socks. In the pile of socks he finds strawberry flavored lube. He is now scarred for life and his friends call him strawberry.
Person 1: "hey I found strawberry flavored lube in my moms closet the other day"
Friend1: "hahaha strawberry!" *points and laughs*
Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"
Friend1: "hahaha strawberry!" *points and laughs*
Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"
by Kid1165654 January 12, 2014
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by jessec63 January 16, 2008
Get the no lubing anal monkeymug. what is the point of anal if you can't feel it?
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"numbing anal lube" there you go urbandictionary now fuck off
Fuck you faggot.
"numbing anal lube" there you go urbandictionary now fuck off
by lil dick boe jiden May 15, 2021
Get the numbing anal lubemug. To take an extra bong hit before work after a period of time off to ease the transition back to work.
by billyboombox January 10, 2015
Get the lube up for mondaymug. A culinary phrase - when a dollop of puree or cream is on a plate and a small scoop is made in the middle to form a reservoir whereby olive oil is drizzled inside. This act resembles a hole that has oil in it which brings to mind an asshole that has lube in it ready for insertion.
by plucker October 16, 2009
Get the lube me upmug. 1. When a woman massages moisturizer on her breasts.
2. An expression of disblief, surprise or confusion.
2. An expression of disblief, surprise or confusion.
"Bet that woman puts on holy boob lube. Her breasts are shiny!"
"Holy boob lube! Did you catch the scoop on that man?"
Raven asks.
The officer nodded, "Sure did. We'll look farther into the investigation, later on in the week.
"Holy boob lube! Did you catch the scoop on that man?"
Raven asks.
The officer nodded, "Sure did. We'll look farther into the investigation, later on in the week.
by Raven Bishop November 12, 2009
Get the Holy boob lubemug. Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.
Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."
Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."
Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."
by Brieeyeball July 7, 2007
Get the jiffy lube directionsmug.