Merciful lobster 

Pretty much anyone named Matthias

Wow Matthias is such a merciful lobster

Merciful lobster by The man of Paul February 4, 2022

Lewiston lobster roll

A Maine red hot dog, commonly referred to as a red snapper served from the weenie wagon

I'll have 2 lewiston lobster rolls with mustard and ketchup please

Lewiston lobster roll by Weenieman04072 August 19, 2023

green stuff in that lobster 

that ho thats gets in your space to much and you punch that lobster in the face

man i green stuff in that lobster last night

green stuff in that lobster by jkjdfhdf March 29, 2017

Robster the lobster 

A legend at any FPS game usually said when complimenting a god player

Damn that dude is robster the lobster

Robster the lobster by XX420_SwagHitlerSniper_XX April 1, 2017

Butter Poached Lobster 

Sex Move:

"When you nut in a butt and they fart while your dick is in there."

"I like when my Butter Poached Lobster served warm."

Butter Poached Lobster by llamasutra November 25, 2021

Red Lobster 

Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.

Yo man, my bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.

Red Lobster by Jack N Jit June 25, 2017

Brown Lobster 

When you're having anal sex with a girl which she finds too painful and her anus clenches tightly on you penis pinching it like a lobster claw.

"Dude, did you get anal off your girl last night?"

"Yeah but I went too deep and her brown lobster squeezed on me so tight it hurts when I pee!"

Brown Lobster by ChristmasPartySam January 9, 2010