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LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.
by weave November 3, 2003
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mercy like

When u put a post on facebook and no1 'liked' it.

So ur friend or someone with a good heart presses like just so u wouldn't feel sad or embarrassed that no1 likes the stuff u put with big enthusiasm.
I feel like such a loser 'cos I think I only got a mercy like. Would feel much better if I got a mercy fuck :D
by manistra na pome July 11, 2011
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mentally like

when your friend puts a status on facebook, but you have no access to any form of electronic media to actually "like" the status
(updating status via phone) Lyndsay: "Do you want a man who smells like cake?"

(standing next to Lyndsay) Carolynn: I mentally like your status

(updating status via phone) Lyndsay: " i think im still drunk LOL"

(standing next to Lyndsay) Carolynn: I mentally like your status
by lyndsayluboo September 29, 2010
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messed like mariah

When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"
"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"
by The_Thot_Whisperer420 January 4, 2017
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would you like a cookie or a medal?

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place
JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008
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Pop pop sock meme review and I like to poo

The ultimate catch phrase. You lose your virginity just saying it
Person 1: You're so lame
Person 2: Pop pop sock meme review and I like to poo
Person 1: Nvm your the ultimate chad
by FJlkasdfj February 26, 2019
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