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Velvet Lightning

the ability to hookup with girls at lightning speed.
"My buddy just hooked up with those chicks at the bar within seven or eight minutes of meeting them."

"Wow. Now that's Velvet Lightning at it's finest."
by The Master Dutch October 3, 2009
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my hands are lightning

You act quickly and decisively when an important choice is made.
My hands are lightning on my guns!
by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2020
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Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.
Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.
by Jim February 24, 2005
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Lightning Rod

Jacking off with a hand full of smooshed lightning bugs for lube.
I'm going to give Molly a lightning rod this weekend while we're out camping!
by GM42 July 4, 2011
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Lightning McQueen Crocs

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.
Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs
by NaLuWaVe8o8 August 3, 2018
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Lightning Quick Larcenist

A Lightning Quick Larcenist is a fast infiltrator who steals a safe from a crime organization, only to find out the safe has only a teddy bear in it
You achieved the rank of: Lightning Quick Larcenist
by NovumPhoenixDuck September 26, 2020
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chasing white lightning

A)Pursuing or searching for something beautiful, worthwhile but knowing full well that it is a futile endeavor.

B)a reckless and carefree attitude toward life, hopefully hopeful i.e. Searching for rainbows even on cloudy days.
A) I worked my tail off trying to get Amy's attention, ah hell , I was just chasing white lightning
by 1113zxe October 14, 2017
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