laying a Mongo

once there was a terd so big it came above the rim of the toilet itself, it stayed for three days before someone managed to flush the bugger, we named it El Mongo, or The Don. Since then, any time anyone has gone to the big feeling that something big was gonna happen, it is refferred to as laying a Mongo.
"Jeez I really need o go lay a mongo right now."
by Gregzzzzzz August 19, 2005
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not lay a finger on

to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc
He will not lay a finger on my sister.
by Light Joker May 12, 2006
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lay log

the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole
dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog
by astound legend January 20, 2022
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Lay road

To engage in sexual conduct at a farming premises
Paddy went to the farm for the weekend to lay road with his bare hands
by 357Christmasxhris December 30, 2016
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LAYING THE FENCE

Cross your index finger and middle finger and cross your ring and pinky fingers so the ends look like barb-wire and drill both holes of a girl at the same time in to fence up the farm.
My fingers were really sore after laying the fence on my girlfriend.
by Kingzake2121 March 04, 2019
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lay sluh

A term used by the Broward.Bikers, the 954 broward bikers, and the broward.blox (seperate 'clubs') as well as the infamous fagler and his retarded friends.
"Ay yo, lay sluh cuh!"
"Shut the fuck up Tyler you fag"
by Pseud0432 September 30, 2021
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Play it as it Lays

To make the most of the situation you are placed in, or to work with what you've got. Playing a situation as it lays may include some improvisation.

Origins in golf, where a ball is played 'as it lies', or where it came to rest, as opposed to circumstances which would allow the ball to be played from another position on the course.
When life throws you a curveball, sometimes it's best to play it as it lays.
by Pet Nuke July 06, 2020
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