Bit Of Lasagna

A substitute for the cuss word known as b***h.

Person 1: STOP BEING SUCH A Bi.....T OF LASAGNA!
Person 2: HAHA OK! BIT OF LASAGNA! HA! THATS HILARIOUS! ILL HAVE TO USE THAT ONE SOMETIMES

by used paper towel May 21, 2019

Lasagna Enhancement Organization

A supposed Italian mothers group that meets up weekly to discuss ways to improve upon an already perfect dish.

Taken from Donut Operator's "how to EASILY get out of a ticket (LEO recap)"

"Guys, can we get.. tell (unintelligible) what LEO stands for?"
(bla bla bla)
"Lasagna Enhancement Organization? I'm all for that dude! Like a giant group of Italian mothers that get together and discuss and debate over how you get an... an enhanced lasagna"

by CoomChaliceTheII August 20, 2024

Blue Lasagna

The female version of blue balls, she wants a man to fill her and he doesn’t

I woke up so horny and he was too tired so i had blue lasagna…

by Veezer February 18, 2022

lasagna demon

Someone who has eaten a lasagna so bad that their breath smells terrible even hours later, driving away their significant other.

Bethany: What’s that smell? Is that lasagna?
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!

by AstralChaos March 24, 2022

Bitch Lasagna

Words you tell your crush when she don't answer you

guy: Hello
Seen 5:07pm
guy: Bitch lasagna

by Boproi August 26, 2018

bitch lasagna

a lasagna filled with you guessed it, bitch meat

A : Let's get kebab.
B: I'd rather get bitch lasagna.

by yourhighnessthief August 20, 2022

Lasagna Nut

When you mash your boner into a bowl or plate of lasagna, causing instant orgasm

Wow, your Lasagna Nut is on point

by Mr.Scloong September 17, 2017