LaMerica

The Black/Afro-American version of the word 'America.' Used as a name for a Black female. Usually, this female is just as ghetto as her name implies.

Joe: Hey LaMerica, how are you?

LaMerica: oooo boooiiii yu soooo fineeee

Joe: Um...thanks LaMerica.

LaMerica: o yu r welcom

by baconmastah April 22, 2010

Lakerrior

A Kobe Bryant/Los Angeles Lakers fan, who is a bandwagon Stephen Curry/Golden State Warriors fan.

Kobe/Lakers Fan: Steph Curry is an all time great. He could take on Michael Jordan!

Person With A Brain: No he couldn't, you fucking Lakerrior

by LeGoat James August 8, 2016

lick lager

the act of performing cunnilingus

"dude i got soooo drunk with these bitches last night"
"well did ya lick lager?"
"of course!!!!!!!"

by pork tender-loin May 24, 2010

pint o' lager

v. to slowly envelop a hugely erect penis by method of deepthroat and gently suck until you can feel the guy beginning to cum,in which case you remove the penis from your lips and he proceeds to blow cum over your nose and mouth, so it looks like you have just drank a pint o' lager. It is particularly unnerving if this occurs during a boardroom meeting where one is under the table looking for a pen, consumes a pint 'o lager and have to explain said lager stain to the members of the board who did not partake in any beverage of any kind.

I'll be in the bog ... it's Friday night and Tanya's always ready for a pint o' lager

by guiltyascharged October 25, 2007

Left laners

Idiot drivers that see people speeding and merge to the fast lane and travel the same speed as the person in the slow lane just to annoy them. See also; one who knows the left lane traffic traffic travels at a higher rate of speed so the stay in it to avoid having to slow down and switch lanes, this person usual travels 65 miles an hour or just below the posted speedlimit

Jeff sees 20 cars in the left lane on the interstate behind the only carnext to the truck on the right lane going the same speed..
Jeff: im so gonna get fired because of these left laners making me late for work!!

by JDurband August 8, 2016

The Lacerator

The fist of a male individual (sober) sticks his fist up a teenage (drunk) female's vagina and causes multiple lacerations.

"Man she got the Lacerator alright she was off school for like a month!"

by jjohnson22 April 18, 2004

lamer

A word used by computer geeks to make themselves feel superior while putting someone else down. Lamer usually means "Yea I can blow up your computer and get to level 10 on star wars the video game, but I have no life and I'm still a virgin."

Oh my god, you don't know how to format a d666g4jlan.cock.pussy.modem modelX computer, you are such a lamer.

by J January 23, 2004