Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.

Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade

by CP master December 8, 2024

Tokyo lampshade

A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.

Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?

Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.

by Mlkcrtnmdl January 19, 2024

Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.

Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.

by Ainur March 25, 2025

box of lames

When something appears to be lame, or else when someone is in desperate need of visiting a place for uncalled nonsense.

Literal: "Damn you, crawl into the box of lames..."

Not literal: "Ughh... damn test. Wadda box of lames."

by KMLZ! November 3, 2008

Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner

Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours

by csace April 4, 2020

Sam b lamesauce

Sam b lamesauce is a common event that occurs when an individual called Sam browning (also referred to as Xx_EXABYT3_xX and Real2manymemes) does something that could be considered "not awesome".

You are the textbook definition of 'Sam b lamesauce' because you didn't respond to my discord messages

by SAMARONICHEESEANDMEATBALLSAUCE June 20, 2023

Bhikh-manga-ladesh

chiefly meme slang for Bangladesh.

Many cricket lovers use this term Bhikh-manga-ladesh to troll India hater Bangladeshi fans who are big talker.

by typical Indian October 15, 2023