a phenomenon occurring when people with planned destinations stand around talking (possibly on a porch) instead of leaving
Having spent the day together, the group realized it was about time to leave. However, instead of immediately heading to their cars, they experienced about 10 minutes of porch-lag.
by C.Hefner March 11, 2010
Noun.
An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.
An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.
by iRideDragons March 03, 2012
Lag, lag, lag; that's all I hear from you. The fattest pipe in the world won't make up for the fact you're a noob. So quit your belly aching you lag nag.
by hectorreborn February 22, 2012
I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace
by Cap'n Derp February 05, 2016
Noun. The internet lag one experiences from too many advertisements. Usually a consequence of visiting adult, free streaming, etc sites without ad blockers and/or adware/malware/virus infection.
"I tried to juice my root chakra but all the ad lag ruined my nut sauce recipe! P.S. you might wanna Malwarebytes your PC. I wasn't patient zero but I def didn't quarantine my dick sneeze if you know what I mean."
by DatNguh19 October 17, 2020
The delay in time it may take a person to understand a pun which he or she has heard or read. May apply mostly to intentional puns conveyed during direct conversations, and may be strongly connected to somewhat far-fetched puns.
John: I'm attending the International Festival of Tango.
Roger: That sounds Cash.
John (10 seconds later): Ohhhh, as in the movie "Tango & Cash"...
Roger: C'mon John, that's a ten second pun lag!
Roger: That sounds Cash.
John (10 seconds later): Ohhhh, as in the movie "Tango & Cash"...
Roger: C'mon John, that's a ten second pun lag!
by A true mon ami August 08, 2013
A deliberate change of sleep pattern with the intention to shift one's peak energy level toward nocturnal activities. Experienced especially after several consecutive nights of drinking and dancing. Etymological origin are the words "jet lag" and to go "clubbing".
Three days after school started I still had difficulties getting up early in the morning because I was still suffering from a severe club lag.
by tGitS September 17, 2010