KOOK

pronounced kOOOOOOk

(1)any individual who works as a "bitch" on a boat
(2)any person who regularly pays for sexual intercourse
(3)any person who belongs in the small percentage of americans actually addicted to marijuana
(4)an individual who takes any nickname that just sounds incredibly homo

person may be incredibly greasy and may never shut up; loves to blow all their money on prostitutes and weed; nicknames may include d-mo, chubby-chaser, tweek, fucktard, etc. this person hasnt taken a shower or changed their underwear in over a month. BEWARE these people aka KOOKS are not people to surround yourself with.

by sandmangsandthemandmoisabitch March 22, 2009

kookiedoo

A fanny fart

I was fucking her and she floated a kookiedoo

by kookiedoo boy March 4, 2004

kook

A person who comes from Bellville, Cape Town. ie. The Kook capital of the world.

Genine is such a kook!

Man 1: Where is Genine from?
Man 2: Bellville I think...
Man 2: What a Kook!

by fredfredfred August 27, 2006

Kook Squad

A group of bitch made, weener loving teenage boys

I heard those Kook Squad kids are total pussies

by Milelongmarty69 February 17, 2014

kook

A kook is Matt Kolibas, the name originated after Ponnett derived Kookabis from his last name. Kookabis eventually turned into Kook and to this day on thats what the census calls him.

"Hey Kook get that str8 nutsac a brewskie."

by Matt Kolibas April 5, 2005

Kookaboo

A tall, afro-clad, pink socked, flambountly gay center of the BGNBA team. He goes to rich schools.

I thought we were seeing a basketball game not queer eye for the...oh wait, its Kookaboo.

by Guru R. December 20, 2004

kookies

A type of food. Originated from Hong Kong. It has a very unique taste to it. Although it has many flavours, the most popular ones are caramel and strawberry.

I love the kookies you baked me

by m.c. May 5, 2003