Kappa

when something is absolute and utter bs to the point it’s outrageous and absurd, that you can’t believe it (the superlative version of ‘cap’)

‘did you know vicky pollard is gonna be the next prime minister? ‘
‘nahhh bruv that’s kappa styll’

by thatoneguybruv November 27, 2021

Kuzma Kappa

The Basketballl player + The squishy one from Monsters University

Him: "He is a chubby baller"
Me: " He is Such a Kuzma Kappa"

by Squishy thighs December 20, 2020

kappa kappa gamma

you ever met a kappa at ucsb? chances are u have !!! whether it be tree planting, adopt a block, beach clean ups, writing cards to local hospitals, or anything related to community service, you are CERTAIN to find a plethora of amazing kappas there!

“Hey bro, you see those girls over there walking to the beach? Rumor has it they are hot and sexy Kappa girls. I believe it cuz I heard Kappa Kappa Gamma has the best amount of service hours completed in all of panhellenic!!”

by notoriousKKG May 7, 2023

kappa uwu

when kappa acts like a dumbfuck (literally 24/7)

Boy: do you know kappa uwu?
Girl: oh? when he can make whole circus uwu scene by himself?
Boy: yeah, like when he got banned from meow
Girl: oh when he got banned in os?
Boy: yes, he's a complete retard to get banned that way
Girl: kappa uwu
Boy: kappa uwu

by justice for kappa October 10, 2022

Kappa

What kids wear when they think their the shit

Yo is Devyn wearing kappa again?

by V¡c March 11, 2019

kappa

different way to say "cool" or "nice"
idk why my friends use it alot and it makes sense in my head y not lol

jim: i pooped
george: kappa

by oric January 10, 2020

Kappa

the Kappa is a water demon that inhabits rivers and lakes and devours disobedient little children. The Kappa, a word meaning ‘river child’, is usually depicted with the body of a tortoise, a beak, and the limbs of a frog, and has a hollow filled with water on top of his head. While they are primarily water creatures, they are believed to occasionally venture onto land. According to legend, the cavity must be kept wet when the Kappa ventures out of the water, or he will lose his powers. The Kappa is one of the most well-known folk legends in Japan and many believe the mythical creature to be true.

Person A: I saw the Kappa!
Person B: The Kappa? That's just a mythological being you nerd..
Person A: Do-Don't believe me? It's over there..
Person B: Looks kinda like a frog with the body of a tortoise??

by billie eyelash August 16, 2018